Super Fail

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there son
I'll tell you how I became the dumbass of Hamilton

In East Hamilton I was born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all drinking some slushies every day after school
When a couple of years later, I got a degree
Became a teacher and decided to move to the Middle East
I was told I had to get all my papers verified
And so I said "I'm off to the Notary Public, it's no lie!"

I waited for the bus and when it came near
The bus driver was disgruntled and eyed me in the mirror
If anything I could say that this bus made me frown
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to downtown!

So I had my degree notoratized, no haters,
And I yelled to the lawyer "Yo, homes smell you later!"
I got off the bus, I was finally there
Left my degree on the bus and screamed "Fuck my life!" into the air.

I called the bus company and they didn't have a clue,
You left your degree on the bus, what kinda fool are you?
So now I'm here blogging, no degrees to be had,
And this dumbass is pretty dang sad.