Calling all guidettes?

So the poll is over, here's what you all thought to my question...

For next semester: how can I convince my students to come to their exams?

The winner by a large margin was:

Dress up like Snooki from Jersey Shore and stand outside the portable so they come for an autograph.
6 (54%)

In second place (some of you are not very nice)...

Forget it, just fail 'em all!
3 (27%)

Tied for last place are...

A massive sleepover in the gym where I give them a banana and their exam at 9am
1 (9%)

Post their exam as a note on facebook and they can write the answers on my wall.
1 (9%)

(Both viable solutions I think..)

No votes, shockingly...A new car! And it will be a red convertible.
0 (0%)

No Price is Right fans here clearly...either that or you have thought through the idea of a convertible in Webequie.

Stay tuned for a post with a big announcement soon...... :)