Stuck in the Middle (East) with You

The 40th Anniversary of the UAE is this Friday. I will be in Dubai celebrating in style, of course. In case you are wondering what you should do to celebrate the anniversary, let me help you out...

First, decorate your car like this:

Then drive it really fast.

Next, you should probably wear this scarf (at least!) in addition to some buttons, a hat, maybe a cape with the Sheikh on it..

Or, you may also opt to rock it as a prom queen sash, up to you.

Next, take your falcon out for some sport flying, go dune bashing, eat a lot of really spicy food and start staring people down. Happy National Day!